Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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