I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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