I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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