i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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