Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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