so that wasnt chicken after all
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
