I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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