Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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