her vagine was all disorganized.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
