i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
