But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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