whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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