Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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