party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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