she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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