i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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