I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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