I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
God, you're like boner-b-gone
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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