i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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