similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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