you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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