we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
