I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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