like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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