You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
True strength comes from lack of pants
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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