cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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