Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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