i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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