you're like a bully in the Christmas story
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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