i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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