if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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