if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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