it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm always down for nudity.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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