He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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