no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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