I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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