Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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