Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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