i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
they're like a gay fantastic four
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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