yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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