and my herpes radar will keep us safe
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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