I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
birth control should be required to get into college
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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