i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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