It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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