that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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