we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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