I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
