WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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