dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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