drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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