no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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