Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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