these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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