Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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