You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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