id be glad to
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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