whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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