you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He? As in you personified your dick?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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